I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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