I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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