Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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