I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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