she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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