Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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