Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
