can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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