Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Randomize
