lets start a swedish sibling band together
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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