Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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