So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
This is classic penis vs brain.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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