small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
