Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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