I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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