YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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