i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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