i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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