I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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