Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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