Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
How naked do you want me to be?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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