oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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