But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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