I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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