This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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