This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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