I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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