so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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