Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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