Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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