So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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