You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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