Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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