Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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