You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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