You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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