If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We have so much sex to catch up on
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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