There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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