possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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