Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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