You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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