You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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