you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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