I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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