I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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