i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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