Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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