i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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