If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We need a shit load of segways right now
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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