I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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