This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So vagazzling was a success
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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