I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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