Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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