Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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