i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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