no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You were trust falling into bushes
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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