I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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